Sorry but there is just no other way to put it..

At the dinner table:

“Why is there a set on ‘Lanes’ arm?” Kelley.

“She is wearing them there now,” Me.

“Why?”

“Better absorption than her butt.”

Looking at her arm, “That is Bad Ass!” Kelley. Then with a little mock contrition, “Sorry but there is just no other way to put it.”

“No problem. Anytime you can describe your 5th grade little sister as Bad Ass, I think you should.”

“Oh and that’s 45 carbs.”

I love family dinner.